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Saturday, 1 February 2020

Film Reviews: Is Neurodiversity The Punchline? [Joker, 2019]

Joker (2019)


[Reader disclaimer: there will be spoilers discussed. This piece also contains material of a sensitive nature].


Out of all of the Best Picture nominees for the 92nd Academy Awards season, I think I might be right in saying that Joker (2019) has received some of the biggest and controversial opinions from film-goers (with the exception of Jojo Rabbit (2019), of course). The film provides a new take on DC's iconic villain, depicting a man named Arthur (Joaquin Phoenix) who is essentially a struggling stand-up comedian with a neurological disorder that causes him to laugh uncontrollably, experience delusions and has difficulties with social interaction. 

I'll begin with what I found to be the good parts of this film. Firstly, if we look at technicalities alone, it looks and sounds wonderful. The cinematography, the camerawork, the musical score (maybe with the exception of Gary Glitter's song in the third act): they all equate to a very unique and distressing experience. I cannot fault it on that front. 

Credit: @themadimay_

Secondly, there are some representations of neurodiversity that don't rock the boat in terms of being harmful stereotypes. For example, the establishment of isolation that Joker experiences ("the other guys don't feel comfortable around you") and the inability to relate to people (demonstrated by a scene in which Joker observes the behaviours and social cues of people around him in his local comedy club) are very reminiscent of things that mentally ill people experience on a daily basis. We become sympathetic to this character's frustrations because we as individuals are shown a reflection of our own experiences, whether we are neurodiverse or not. 

However, Joker is (in this writer's opinion) a harmful film for representing mental illness in the way that it does. I will preface this by saying I am neurodiverse, therefore I am going to have a more biased say on this film: the things I take issue with are representations that will undoubtedly result in how others may treat me in the future. 

The entire premise of Joker is founded on this idea that a mentally unhinged man is pushed too far by the unforgivably cruel, neurotypical-driven society that surrounds him, and so he consequently has a psychotic break that leads him to murder five people within the film's runtime, beginning with three, middle-class boys that had begun beating him on a subway. 

Within the context of this scene, it's a grey area as to whether or not Joker is valid in his actions. The first two men are killed in self-defence, which can be justified, however he murders the third after running from the scene and begging to be spared. Joker then flees the crime scene and dances in a dingy, public bathroom, as if to suggest that his actions are all a performance to him and not as serious as the audience will make it out to be. In this sequence, it feels as if the film is saying that not only is a mentally ill person more capable of or inevitable in killing someone but it portrays Joker as a man who lacks empathy, contradicting earlier scenes in which we see his close relationship with his mother and his need to be liked by those around him. 

I have seen reviewers online claiming that this turning point is "haunting" or a "masterful depiction of mental illness" when, in reality, it's a blatant fetishization of a criminally insane man who has chosen to take the lives of other people (whether they deserve it or not) because he's fed up of being the bottom of the barrel. Now, as a neurodiverse person, I can agree with that sentiment: in the UK right now, funding to mental health services are being cut left and right (something also shown in Joker), and of course that's frustrating. However, that doesn't mean we're going to go out with a pistol and shoot people in the face for it. Demonstrating the flaws of the system in the film might be a realistic representation of our current society but to show it in a way that suggests that violence is the answer, or that there's no hope for the people affected by it, is irresponsible on the filmmakers' behalf.

Credit: @cigarettesenate

Another justification that the film tries to slap on you is that Joker's mother, Penny (Frances Conroy) is revealed to also be mentally ill, suffering from severe delusions and having a past of physically abusing and neglecting her son as a child. It is also revealed that Penny is not his biological mother and that she has been in Arkham Asylum numerous times. In this sense, it's almost as if Joker is suggesting that victims of child abuse are exempt from scrutiny, even if they commit heinous crimes like murder, when really a backstory like this should only provide context, not a means to his madness.

Finally, there is the climactic scene in the third act, wherein Joker attends a talk show (one which has laughed at his expense previously for his seemingly terrible stand-up material) and proudly announces that he is the one that murdered the three men on the subway, which has inadvertently started a revolution in Gotham (ironic, really, considering that Joker is the poster boy for an uprising that he doesn't even care about; "I don't believe in any of that"). 

The show's host, Murray (Robert De Niro) argues with him in a heated debate, with Joker claiming that society treats neurodiverse people poorly and then ends the segment with the joke "what do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fucking deserve!" and murders Murray live on air. 

This is arguably the most poignant scene of the entire movie but it is also the most harmful. This entire interaction suggests that Murray's death is justified because of Joker's experiences, which it is not. Mentally ill people are not going to turn on neurotypicals and murder them because of how they've been treated; it is shown in many case studies that substance abuse largely has a direct correlation with most homicides and that mentally ill people are far more at risk to themselves than others. And to depict a division between these two types of people, to suggest that neurodiverse people are an 'Other', is enforcing this societal idea that we are different or "made wrong", or that without medication, we are more enlightened than everybody else.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: showing mentally ill people in cinema, ones with a predilection for murder, is not high art. It does nothing but portray harmful stereotypes of real people with real issues who are trying their best to navigate through a world that still sees their struggles as a taboo topic and are subjected to discrimination on the daily due to misinformation and unrealistic representation in the media (see Split (2017) for a 101 of how not to depict people with BPD). 

Credit: @catholicdad420

In a way, Joker largely tackles important issues, such as neurodiversity being shunned, capitalism and materialism being a basis for class division and kindness being integral to societal harmony. However, it does not tackle these issues in a healthy way. And I believe this is the true essence of Joker: feigning intellect but being unable to deliver it in a tangible and respectful way. As Jeremy Scott said in his recent review of Joker, "it's one of the most well-made movies I ever hated".

Overall rating: 6/10

- K

[Editor's note: Thank you all so much for being patient with me! I know I haven't posted content in a few months and that was down to personal/financial issues that I'm currently working through. I always appreciate my readership and feedback. See you again next week, hopefully!]



Friday, 31 January 2020

Ranked: Best Picture Nominees for the 92nd Academy Awards

Well ladies, gents and non-binary folks, it's that dreaded time of year again: Oscars season. Every time I walk into this dragging my feet, ready for the inevitable disappointment of my fave losing and elitists on Film Twitter™ arguing over the tiniest technicalities ("I'm telling you, you can see the motion blur!")

If you've been following me for a while, then you'll know that last year, I wrote a review for every single BP nominee. However, as proud of that as I am, I will not be doing that in future: instead, I will be posting a listing of them ranked based on my own enjoyment and critical viewing. I'd like to add a disclaimer here and say that, although these are not fully fleshed-out reviews, they will likely contain spoilers of integral plot points, so avoid reading on if you still have time to cram your viewings in!

9) Marriage Story


Directed by: Noah Baumbach

Starring: Adam Driver, Scarlett Johansson

Also nominated for: 
- Actor in a Leading Role (Adam Driver)
- Actress in a Leading Role (Scarlett Johansson)
- Actress in a Supporting Role (Laura Dern)
- Original Score (Randy Newman)
- Original Screenplay (Noah Baumbach)


At the bottom of the list, it has to be Marriage Story. When I heard this film was out on Netflix, I wondered whether or not we could be in for another Roma (2018) level of excellence to grace the streaming platform...I stopped wondering that after about ten minutes of run-time, when I promptly realised that this film was going to be nothing more than an arduous case study into a frankly over-dramatic heterosexual relationship between two, cis-gendered people living in LA. 

Yes, it's about divorce, and divorce can be a messy affair. However, this movie just felt bland and one-dimensional in every sense of the word. The infamous climax between husband, Charlie (Adam Driver) and wife, Nicole (Scarlett Johansson) is definitely a spectacle to behold but one shockingly dynamic scene does not a good movie make, otherwise we'd have to consider films like The Break-up (2006) being Oscar-worthy as well (which they're definitely not). 

If it wins Best Picture, I will set fire to every DVD I own. That's how confident I am that this has absolutely no chance of winning.

Overall rating: 5/10

8) Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood 


Directed by: Quentin Tarantino

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie

Also nominated for: 
Actor in a Leading Role (Leonardo DiCaprio)
- Actor in a Supporting Role (Brad Pitt)
- Cinematography (Robert Richardson)
- Costume Design (Arianne Phillips)
- Directing (Quentin Tarantino)
- Production Design (Barbara Ling and Nancy Haigh)
- Sound Editing (Wylie Stateman)
- Sound Mixing (Michael Minkler, Christian Minkler and Mark Ulano)
- Original Screenplay (Quentin Tarantino)


Now, some of you who know me might be surprised to see me put Tarantino so far down on the list. After all, I'm a big fan of Reservoir Dogs (1992), Pulp Fiction (1994), Inglorious Basterds (2009), and especially Django Unchained (2012): however, all of these films have something that I believe Once Upon a Time does not, and that's an interesting plot.

I have never sat down to watch a Tarantino movie and become so dejected and bored within 20 minutes that I pull out my phone to look at something else and yet there I was the other night, doing exactly that. The acting is fine, and I understand completely why Pitt is nominated for Supporting Actor, but I doubt he has a chance against Joe Pesci; I'm genuinely surprised that Margaret Qualley wasn't put up for Supporting Actress because I'd argue she has one of the best performances of the whole film.

The last act is overkill, even for Tarantino: the gratuitous violence left me disgusted, not entertained. The only nod I think this film deserves is for Sound Mixing and Sound Editing but, all in all, this really isn't Tarantino's best work and it shows. 

Overall rating: 4/10

7) Joker


Directed by: Todd Phillips

Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Frances Conroy, Robert De Niro, Zazie Beetz

Also nominated for: 
Actor in a Leading Role (Joaquin Phoenix)
- Cinematography (Lawrence Sher)
- Costume Design (Mark Bridges)
- Directing (Todd Phillips)
- Film Editing (Jeff Groth)
- Makeup and Hairstyling (Nicki Ledermann and Kay Georgiou)
- Original Score (Hildur Guðnadόttir)
- Sound Editing (Alan Robert Murray)
- Sound Mixing (Tom Ozanich, Dean Zupancic and Tod Maitland)
- Adapted Screenplay (Todd Phillips and Scott Silver)


I won't go too into detail with this one (keep your eyes peeled on Saturday for a fully comprehensive review) but I will say that, despite its incredible musical score and cinematography, I do not believe that Joker has a place amongst the nominees for Best Picture. It is a narcissistic, "edgy" film that tries to convey an important message in a godawful way. 

I will say that it is 99.9% likely that Phoenix nabs Best Actor for this one because he does undoubtedly put a lot into his performance and, by default, he's the best of the men currently nominated. Having said that, I wish he wasn't receiving it for playing a character whose foundations are harmful stereotypes and poor writing. 

Overall rating: 6/10

6) 1917


Directed by: Sam Mendes

Starring: Dean-Charles Chapman, George MacKay

Also nominated for:
- Cinematography (Roger Deakins)
- Directing (Sam Mendes)
- Makeup and Hairstyling (Naomi Donne, Tristan Versluis and Rebecca Cole)
- Original Score (Thomas Newman)
- Production Design (Dennis Gassner and Lee Sandales)
- Sound Editing (Oliver Tarney and Rachael Tate)
- Sound Mixing (Mark Taylor and Stuart Wilson)
- Visual Effects (Guillaume Rocheron, Greg Butler, Dominic Tuohy)
- Original Screenplay (Sam Mendes and Krysty Wilson-Cairns)



This one really caught me by surprise. Admittedly, I am not the biggest fan of war movies: I find them bleak, uninteresting and difficult to watch, though I have found in recent years that I do enjoy some, such as Fury (2014).

However, I found 1917 to be entertaining. Is it a sensational war movie? Not particularly. Does it bring anything new to the table? Well...no. But I can say that the camerawork kept me intrigued the entire time, Thomas Newman's score (which some viewers found out of place) actually worked for me and there's something to be said about the intensely human feeling this film radiates. It deserves it's nominations for Visual Effects and Production Design, the latter being a win I wouldn't find unrealistic.

Overall rating: 7/10

5) The Irishman


Directed by: Martin Scorsese

Starring: Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino

Also nominated for:
- Actor in a Supporting Role (Al Pacino and Joe Pesci)
- Cinematography (Rodrigo Prieto)
- Costume Design (Sandy Powell and Christopher Peterson)
- Directing (Martin Scorsese)
- Film Editing (Thelma Schoonmaker)
- Production Design (Bob Shaw and Regina Graves)
- Visual Effects (Pablo Helman, Leandro Estebecorena, Nelson Sepulveda-Fauser and Stephane Grabli)
- Adapted Screenplay (Steven Zaillian)



I think, if The Irishman hadn't been nominated, there would have been a Joker-esque uprising in the form of avid film-goers frothing at the mouth and slamming their heads straight into their keyboards. So, it makes sense that it's up for Best Picture because, let's be honest: it's Martin Scorsese. The man is a legend.

In terms of the actual plot, I enjoyed The Irishman. I watched it back-to-back with Goodfellas (1990) first because I wanted to see how a) the actors' CGI holds up in comparison to actual footage of their younger selves and b) I liked the idea of having a Scorsese double bill to really get into that gangster movie mindset.

The acting in this film is so damn good, as expected: so good, in fact, two actors from the film are up for Supporting Actor (Al Pacino and Joe Pesci). If Pesci doesn't win it, I'll be absolutely shocked. He stole the show in every scene, truly embodied his character and delivered some of the best pieces of dialogue.

The only big issue I had with The Irishman is its pacing. For a Scorsese film, one that is expected to be at least three hours long, I was disappointed to find that it dropped the ball in places. I wouldn't say I ever experienced boredom but the momentum of certain scenes definitely slowed to a snail's pace and became a bit arduous to watch. It won't win Best Picture but it's certainly a wonderful film, one that truly reflects Scorsese's talents.

Overall rating: 7/10

4) Jojo Rabbit 


Directed by: Taika Waititi

Starring: Roman Griffin Davis, Scarlett Johansson, Taika Waititi, Sam Rockwell

Also nominated for:
- Actress in a Supporting Role (Scarlett Johansson)
- Costume Design (Mayes C. Rubeo)
- Film Editing (Tom Eagles)
- Production Design (Ra Vincent and Nora Sopková)
- Adapted Screenplay (Taika Waititi)



When I heard about this film, I was immediately sceptical. Satire, especially within our political climate, is a touchy subject: offended critics are more commonplace now than tumbleweeds in the Film subreddit threads. So, it came as a pleasant surprise to me when I sat down to watch this film and found it to perfectly balance comedy and tragedy, considering it's set in Nazi Germany.

I'm glad this earned itself a spot amongst the other nominees because I think, if judged purely on face value, it would've been overlooked. Nazism, something that has resurged in recent years, is something that we don't particularly want to see on our big screens, especially if it's coming from filmmakers trying to justify the use of them. But given that Waititi himself is a Polynesian, Jewish man playing Hitler (which he describes in various interviews as being the ultimate "fuck you" to Hitler and the Nazis' legacy), it's safe to say that there is no point in Jojo Rabbit where that part of history is celebrated (moreover it is parodied, mocked and harshly berated, as it should be).

Not surprisingly, it hasn't been nominated for a great deal of categories (despite the performances being hilarious) but I will say that if ScarJo is going to have to win something, I'd rather she get her award for her supporting role in Jojo than her lead role in Marriage Story.

Overall rating: 8/10

3) Ford v Ferrari


Directed by: James Mangold

Starring: Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Caitriona Balfe

Also nominated for: 
- Film Editing (Michael McCusker and Andrew Buckland)
- Sound Editing (Donald Sylvester)
- Sound Mixing (Paul Massey, David Giammarco and Steven. A Morrow)


It will probably come as a complete shock to a few of you that I put "that car movie" at number three on my ranked list. It came as a shock to me too, if I'm honest. I went into this knowing nothing about the film and only having a sub-par interest in Ford or Ferrari as companies (my favourite sports car is made by Volkswagen, for Christ's sake).

However, this film has such heart: tonally, it felt like a warm, nostalgic hug from your gearhead dad. The writing is cliché in places, and despite it being biographical, it is predictable. But I found myself not caring about the technicalities, which was a first for me. I've been watching and analysing all of these films but for Ford v Ferrari, I just sat back and enjoyed the ride, really unphased by all of its technical flaws.

The fact that Christian Bale was not nominated for Supporting Actor is an absolute oversight on the committee's behalf. Sure, it was no Pesci performance, but it was damn good. If anything, I'll be even more shocked if this doesn't get Sound Mixing because the sound of this film was sensational.

To be frank, the only reason Ford v Ferrari secured it's position at number three on this list is that I liked it ever so slightly more than Jojo Rabbit: otherwise both of them would be tied for third place.

Overall rating: 8/10

2) Little Women


Directed by: Greta Gerwig

Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson, Florence Pugh, Eliza Scanlen

Also nominated for:
- Actress in a Leading Role (Saoirse Ronan)
- Actress in a Supporting Role (Florence Pugh)
- Costume Design (Jacqueline Durran)
- Original Score (Alexandre Duplat)
- Adapted Screenplay (Greta Gerwig)



What can I say? I like women in period clothing: my love of The Favourite (2018) should've been a clear indicator of that.

Little Women, as both a concept and a story, has been done ten times over. I have seen two other adaptations and I have read the original source material. And guess what? This is the best version of the book I have ever seen. It's dramatic, it's funny, it's poignant, every single female actress is stellar...it cannot be faulted.

There is only one issue with this nominee and that is that it's somehow in the Best Picture category and not the Directing one as well. The Academy have already come under fire in the last decade for their dismissal of female directors (with only two being nominated since 2010 and only five in the history of the Oscars), so their exclusion of Gerwig is, to say the very least, appalling. It makes me wonder whether her biting social commentary throughout the film, lecturing men on their inability to recognise women as their equals, bruised some male egos at the Academy.

Overall rating: 9/10

1) Parasite


Directed by: Bong Joon Ho

Starring: Kang-ho Song, So-dam Park, Woo-sik Choi, Jeong-eun Lee

Also nominated for: 
- Directing (Bong Joon Ho)
- Film Editing (Yang Jinmo)
- International Feature Film
- Production Design (Lee Ha Jun and Cho Won Woo)
- Original Screenplay (Bong Joon Ho and Han Jin Won)



I should not have to explain the reason why Parasite is on the top of the list but, for those of you who haven't seen it yet, here's why: it is amazing. Gorgeous cinematography, great acting (despite none of them getting a nomination for it), darkly comical yet intense and overall a fucking great viewing.

This film has such a threatening yet entertaining aura about it: basically the antithesis of Ford v Ferrari. And it works. It has the pleasantness of Okja (2017) and the potency of Snowpiercer (2013). The fact that it's up for International Feature Film and Best Picture is a clear sign that the Academy is making some improvements; in 92 years of the Oscars, only 10 films have ever been nominated for both of these categories.

It would make history to see Parasite win, though it's very clear that the Oscars needs a film like Parasite whereas the case is not the same vice versa: I very much doubt Joon Ho requires the approval of a bunch of white American men, as he clearly knows his worth and is very dedicated to his craft. Having said that, this is my pick for Best Picture and I will be crying tears of shame once again if it doesn't win.

Overall rating: 8/10

- K

Saturday, 21 September 2019

Film Reviews: Disturbingly Fun Nostalgia [Toys, 1992]

Toys (1992)

[Reader disclaimer: there will be spoilers discussed. This piece also contains material of a mature nature].


We all have films we think fondly of, especially those that inspire nostalgia within us. Most of you probably have a soft spot for the Disney renaissance, with The Lion King (1994) at the forefront. Some of you might remember such gems as Matilda (1996) or The Parent Trap (1998) remake.

When I was a kid, I watched a lot of different kinds of films, but they weren't usually tailored for children. There is one kid's film I remember, though: Toys (1992). I happen to own it, so I popped it on to relive my childhood, delve deep into the nostalgia of yet another classic performance by the late Robin Williams. What I ended up discovering was that this film, a film apparently aimed at children, is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. 

The premise is as follows: the owner of a toy factory (Donald O'Connor) dies and leaves his company to his military-based brother, Leland (Michael Gambon) because his son, Leslie (Robin Williams) and daughter, Alsatia (Joan Cusack) are not yet mature enough to run the business by themselves. Leland begins to incorporate war toys into the company's schemes in an attempt to relive his glory days, thus endangering the company and everyone in it, and so Leslie tries to thwart his attempts in order to save the future of toys.

Now, the one thing I vividly remembered about this film, confirmed by rewatching it, is that the set design and cinematography of Toys is absolutely awe-inspiring. The filmmakers took inspiration from René Magritte's paintings and created surrealist (and sometimes disturbing) imagery to truly capture a feeling of childlike imagination, paralleled by Leslie and Alsatia's characters. The vibrant palettes, varying sizes of props and the accompaniment of music from the likes of Tori Amos and Enya made for a bizarre viewing experience, something akin to that of Wes Anderson or Melanie Martinez: it felt innocent yet also vaguely threatening. 

What I didn't remember was the completely bonkers story line of Leland's essentially fascist regime of recruiting child soldiers to pilot toy planes and relive his glory days as an established militant general, depicting him as an unhinged Vietnam war veteran who slowly starts to lose his grip on reality. Leland's ideology of the military's future is for it to be affordable but also incorporate the concept of "warfare without a conscience", showing that his time fighting has robbed him of a moral compass. Again, this is a kid's film but go off, I guess.

Leland builds toys (some of which resemble something out of Mike Trim's War of the World sketchbook) and programmes behind restricted doors and begins to alienate himself from everybody else. Towards the end of the film, he even attempts to murder his own son.


Then there's Alsatia's character. As a kid, I remember her being an odd addition to the gang but finding her quirks endearing. As an adult, you can see that she is clearly coded to be autistic, which doesn't sit well when you consider that, contextually, Alsatia is actually a robot. 

Joan Cusack's performance conveys stereotypical traits of autism, such as abnormal speech behaviours and an intense focus for certain things: her brother never considers this to be odd due to knowing her true nature as something that is non-human, however, her uncle constantly berates her for her behaviour, referring to her as a "loony". In retrospect, these scenes are uncomfortable to watch and make you question why the writers of the film wrote her to be this way, as if to suggest there is a correlation between autistic behaviour and engineered programming (in other words, implying that autistic people are the "Other"). 

On the subject of writing, I had to research the certification for this film because there were far more adult jokes in this than I'd remembered. According to IMDb, it's a PG-13 (simply PG by the BBFC) due to "language and sensuality"; the words "big cock" and the phrase "war is the domain of a small penis" were included in this film and I don't know what I'd classify that as other than...gross.

There is a scene where Leland unnecessarily rambles on about how he can't achieve an American accent. There is a scene wherein Leslie and Gwen (Robin Wright) start 'doing the do' and some soldiers are listening in on them moaning. There is a scene where Leland almost lets Leslie be murdered by an aquatic war machine "to see if it works". 


As the credits rolled on Toys, I was left with a singular thought: who is this movie for? Surely it's wildly inappropriate for children but it's also extraordinarily weird for adults as well. Also the question remains, what is this film? It starts off as some outlandish and eccentric adventure which turns into a social drama and then the third act arrives with a Game of Thrones-esque battle scene of toys (which results in the massacre of all our fluffy, childhood friends). In the end, I can't help but classify Toys as some kind of horror-inspired anti-war film, though I think it's beyond labels at this point.

Would I recommend watching this? For curiosity's sake, sure. I'm glad I revisited Toys but I doubt I'll be sitting down to watch it again: if I'm looking for Williams in the 90s, I'll go for some Bicentennial Man (1999).

Overall rating: 5/10

- K

Sunday, 8 September 2019

Why Catwoman [2004] is a Problematic Feminist Film

[Reader disclaimer: spoilers will be discussed].


Catwoman (2004)

In the early noughties, we had some pretty interesting superhero movies. There was the introduction of the X-Men (2000), Spider-Man (2002) and Hellboy (2004) but then there were also the films that we now consider to be merely garbage-fires, such as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003), Fantastic Four (2005) and who could forget the incomparable Daredevil (2003)?

Superhero films were upcoming but they certainly weren't perfect. Visual effects were getting better but the CGI was still...well, questionable. So it stands to reason that some of those early instalments of now very popular franchises were not exactly the best money could buy, but some are definitely held in higher regard as being the worst of the worst, which brings me to the film I'll be discussing today: Catwoman (2004). 

Me-owch!



If you're not familiar with Catwoman, allow me to explain why critics and fans alike found themselves hurling this one into the trash. 

Catwoman follows Patience Phillips (Halle Berry), a timid, young artist who works for the makeup industry designing ads. She's quiet, she's "unremarkable" and Patience is just kind of there, almost a background character as opposed to a protagonist. 

After overhearing about the industry's plan to sell 'Beau-line', a product that destroys the infrastructure of your face if you stop using it, Patience is ultimately chased down and swept out via sewer pipe as she's hilariously projected through the air and killed. And then a cute, magic cat resurrects her and ta-da, we've got ourselves a genetically enhanced, sewage-covered Catwoman. 

Now, I didn't find too much issue with the premise, as ludicrous as it presented itself to be. In fact, the incorporation of cat culture and Egyptian iconography (as cliché as it is) felt original and distanced itself from previous interpretations of Catwoman on-screen. 

The real issue is that Catwoman has abysmal dialogue, unnecessarily androcentric themes tightly packed into the story-line and, let's be honest, for a film supposedly celebrating femininity, there were a lot of men who worked on the film, including writers and directors. It's also a far throw from Catwoman's origin story in the DC comics, with the character being Selina Kyle, a thief from Gotham City with a damaged past: this, obviously, didn't go down well with fans.

Chunks of dialogue ranged from George Hedare (Lambert Wilson) verbally abusing women by criticising their "wardrobe" and lack of "manicure" to Catwoman toying with her love interest, Tom Lone (Benjamin Bratt), purposefully and explicitly demonstrating the shortcomings of men in the movie. It didn't feel genuine as much as it felt accusatory, and I think you can tell that men wrote this script thinking "this is what women think of us, this is how they view us as villains!" without quite understanding how, contextually, most women experience misogyny in the workplace, sexual misconduct and problems with male authority. 

So, it isn't feminist?



Now you're probably wondering how on earth I'd consider this film iconic and feminist, if blatant misogyny and poor writing skills taint the film. Well, not all of it is necessarily bad.

One of Catwoman's greatest strengths is its ability to strongly and efficiently demonstrate Patience's empowerment once she becomes the titular anti-hero. She begins to stand up to male authority figures by calling out her boss for being an "untalented, unethical, egomaniac", something a lot of women would like to do in their own lives but are unable to. 

Patience takes complete control of her romance with Tom, evident in their initial 'basketball scene', wherein she's flirtatious but she allows Tom to be voyeuristic and she allows herself to win the game. Even in the climax of the movie, she's the one who breaks things off with him, as opposed to him dumping her: this is due to the fact that she understands her duality of personality and takes responsibility for it.

She asserts her needs and desires, sometimes in a selfish way, but most of the time as a repercussion for other people's actions: verbally berating Mr. Hedare due to his negligent and frankly sexist behaviour, destroying her neighbour's door/speakers due to his disregard of how loud his parties were, physically injuring the guards who initially flushed the sewer pipe that killed her. 

Catwoman, at least in this film, conveys something that little girls everywhere enjoyed seeing: an independent woman in charge of her destiny and unrestricted by male influence. Captain Marvel (2019) may have done it better but Catwoman did it first. 

Beauty is pain




Unfortunately, one of Catwoman's biggest downfalls is it's villain, Laurel Hedare (Sharon Stone). She's definitely an interesting character: cast aside by the beauty industry for being too old ("and then I turned 40 and they threw me away"), Laurel embodies what a lot women fear and what the beauty industry even now strives to fix, which is ageing.

Her motives are understandable when you consider that she was renowned for her beauty and, despite her age, maintained that impressive, physical trait: yet she is brought to her proverbial knees by a man (George) simply because he deemed her unfit to represent the company. He further rubs this embarrassment in her face by cheating on Laurel with her younger replacement. 

With her husband's infidelity and her lowered ranking in the industry, of course it makes sense that Laurel wants revenge. However, unlike Patience, Laurel's actions are not justified: she murders people that get in her way and attempts to sabotage all women by letting the hazardous Beau-line be sold. 

In the climax of the film, we're given a showdown between the two women, and it feels hollow and contrived. Pitting woman against woman is an incredibly tired trope, one that only suggests that a male writer can see no other way to crawl to the finish line. Had either Laurel or Patience been more fleshed out as characters, it perhaps would've made for a probable and rewarding epic battle, but instead it was just a woman scorned taking out her anger on the other for no other reason than Patience standing in her way. 

I suppose it's refreshing in that, in the end, Catwoman tries to save Laurel from falling to her death (though she does end up falling anyway). It demonstrates Catwoman's ability to differentiate bad intentions from being an inherently bad person, a personal theme which she struggles with throughout the narrative. A more suitable ending, perhaps, would be Laurel being imprisoned and facing responsibility for her actions, paralleling that of the anti-hero. Sadly, that's not the ending we got.

Moving forward


The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

So, perhaps Catwoman (2004) was not the best showcase of the character we've all come to know and love. The film was originally intended to be a solo film for Michelle Pfeiffer, following her role as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992), however she declined to partake in production (hence the inclusion of Halle Berry and various rewrites to the script). 

Our most recent Catwoman is Anne Hathaway's portrayal in The Dark Knight Rises (2012), however it has been long thought that there will be no spin-off for Christopher Nolan's iconic Batman trilogy, therefore it is unlikely that Hathaway will be donning those pointy, leather ears again.

Interestingly, though, Heroic Hollywood this year rumoured that Matt Reeves (who will be directing the newest Batman film, simply titled The Batman) is on the lookout for a Catwoman co-star for Robert Pattinson, specifically a WOC. This may prove to be nothing more than talk but it would be deeply fascinating to see another iteration of Catwoman that could perhaps take the reins and give us the solo movie we all deserve to see.

As long as it's directed by a woman, of course. 

- K