The Quarantine Movie Marathon - Part 3

 [For the previous parts, click below. As mentioned before, spoilers ahead!]

Part 1 | Part 2

Halloween (1978)

G to I

• Gacy (2003) - Not very accurate and the acting is sub-par. [7/10]
• Ghoulies IV (1994) - You can tell this was someone's passion project but my god, I can't give this higher than 3, that'd be illegal. [3/10]
• Ginger Snaps (2000) - Iconic feminist film. [8/10]
• Get Out (2017) - I have nothing to say other than 'masterpiece'. And a debut one at that! [9/10]
• Ghost of Mars (2001) - It's really not hard to see why Carpenter didn't make another film for nine years after this dumpster-fire...[5/10]
• Gnaw (2008) - Not half-bad. The Cottage, which came out the same year, is a better folk horror but that doesn't mean Gnaw isn't watchable. [6/10]
• Halloween (1978) - Carpenter's magnum opus: watch this instead of Ghosts of Mars. [8/10]
• Hannibal (2001) - The only thing that really irks me is how much they changed from the source material; Moore is no Foster but she does a fine job. [7/10]
• Hannibal Rising (2007) - I'd have preferred to see this as a TV series instead of a mediocre film. [6/10]
• Hard Candy (2005) - Ellen Page is a savage and we have no choice but to stan. [8/10]
• Hatchet (2006) - Dumb characters, bad dialogue but it's fun! [6/10]
• Hatchet II (2010) - The kills are more creative, I'll give it that, but it's a less superior film to the first one. [5/10]
• Häxan (1922) - Very early example of docufiction: worth a watch just for the history! [8/10]
• Hellraiser (1987) - JESUS WEPT. [9/10]
• Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) - Pinhead is given more agency and the soundtrack is full of bops. [7/10]
• Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996) - A horror version of The Fountain and-- wait, Adam Scott is in this? [7/10]
• Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000) - Just...why. Y'all should've stopped at four films. [4/10]
• Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) - Wonderfully framed juxtaposition of violence and serenity with well-constructed dialogue. [7/10]
• Hereditary (2018) - Flawless. [9/10]
• Hide and Seek (2005) - I saw the plot twist coming but it still kept me on edge, and I believe that's the sign of a decent psychological horror. [7/10]
• Home Sweet Home (1981) - Too much screaming: hurry up and die already. [3/10]
• Hostel (2005) - There's far less gore than I remember. Maybe my standards are too high nowadays. [7/10]
• Hostel: Part II (2007) - The Bathory scene, man. Can't get better than that. [8/10]
• Hostel: Part III (2011) - Couples who kill together, stay together: how romantic! [7/10]
• House of 1000 Corpses (2003) - The pacing is kinda dodgy but Sid Haig makes the entire film, so we'll let Rob Zombie off the hook for this one. [7/10]
• House of Bones (2010) - This isn't meant to be a comedy but it's certainly fucking laughable. [3/10]
• House on Haunted Hill (1959) - Why are straight people like this? [7/10]
• Ichi the Killer (2001) - Kakihara is an underrated horror movie character and deserves so much more love. [7/10]
• Interview with the Vampire (1994) - Just...just so gay. So very gay. [8/10]
• I Spit on Your Grave (1978) - The original rape-revenge film. [7/10]
• It Comes At Night (2017) - The suspense rivals Hitchcock's work and I really do mean that. [8/10]

Next week: J to O

- K